Democracy!

I think the question most Kenyans are asking today is "Na huyu Democracy ni  kabila gani" :D haha. lol. Just like many Kenyans who were tired on standing in line last week on Monday, we're really cursing that idle Greek guy who started this democracy thing, at some point of your life you must have hated that Greek Geek :(. Anyway as for me I'm just glad and happy that the ladies saw the red on their tampons and decided to keep peace after elections #NoMoreRed. And as for us men, we saw the red on our President elects(Congratulations Mr. Kenyatta) eyes and decided to keep it peaceful.. Mr. Uhuru Kenyatta, this guy is just the president, you know and I'm just not saying this because of his daughter, okay maybe I am, but what other Kenyan president will probably have a codename like Crimson Eyes?
Thanks to IEBC, Kenyans came to know that 20% of the population is color blind. That's a cool 8,000,000 people. If anything, Mutahi Ngunyi should have a tyranny of numbers on them. this 20% is  a voting block by its own. But blame this kind of people for the spoilt votes I mean nothing can explain how someone coming out of the house wearing so many colors like these. This right here people are the people responsible for the spoilt votes. So Mr. Presidential aspirant campaign to these people next time! thank me later.
Then comes the elephant in the room. Sanctions, this craze got Botswana"s president saying that our President shouldn't step in Botswana? O.o wait haha wait, hold up, you want to mean Botswana has a president and not a chief, are you seriously telling me and other rational Kenyans that our geography teacher was wrong when he said that Botswana is a village in South Africa? Whoa, so I guess he was also wrong when he said that with the cow population there, he was wondering if they were Hindu wannabees :/.  But seriously, i like my stash of adult movies, if this sanctions thingy is true, will it affect the import of white adult rated movies? Will the fat lady ever sing in Kenya? Does it mean X-fm presenters will start speaking English with an African accent? Do we get to get Obama back, if yes will I get to pretend that Malia is a door and I'm banging her all day? But most importantly will all those Kenyans coming out of closets, will get back inside and export to Sodom and Gomorrah where size8 will be performing for them her hit record "Moto" as they burn? *We need to know* If yes, I'm just saying yes to sanctions!