Due to public demand, I post.
So the President's son is into fashion? Who saw that coming? Talk about the end of a dynasty. That aside, If I ever get an Oscar for banter blogging, just know my tears will go to @MissGatere, @JungleAgy, Maureen Coco and all those women who thought I'm funny. [Oscar might or might not be the planned name of my son]. Feels good to write again at Hydration, the last time I wrote here, Mugabe was still the president of Zimbabwe and Moses probably read my posts from his stone tablets. But seriously how long has Mugabe ruled? Didn't he fight side-side with King Xerxes on the annexation of Sparta?
Do you know what the Jubilee year means in the bible? Not trying to be captain obvious here but it actually means 50years. A phrase for every 50th year to the Israelis. And in that year, they would...just read Isaiah 61:1-11.
The only similarity we have with that in Kenya is probably our president is named "Uhuru" which is Swahili for Freedom.
So the government is almost hitting it's 200th day in office. I'm still a virgin, underemployed and leaving with my mum; calling her Mummy! At this rate I have better chances winning a Ksh1,000,000 from bonyeza than getting a girlfriend. It's ironic how in the 1st 100days of the previous regime all kids were in school[Free Primary Education] and in this government all kids were out of school due to the teachers strike.
The price of milk recently shot up to Ksh53 book value. This only means that the milk our lady counterparts produce would not be enough for us! Baby needs to suckle, daddy needs his coffee. 'Lactator' would probably be a day job.
Then the price of newspaper also shot up. I mean these prices should say "hi" to Neil Armstrong on their way to the moon. Seems like the government doesn't know some of us use newspaper in the toilet. Guys we have two options here;
1. Save the county council taxpayers money and use all those elections posters that are still all over the country and use them or..
2. Change religions to Islam [not trying to be offensive here].
Why am I even complaining? Raverend magazine and her likes will be the biggest beneficiary of the high newspaper prices.
I'm no revolutionist, naah I just sit behind the television, see guys protest, sip my beer and say "you go guys, tell them".
