The Big Year[Random pt3]

Dear Maturing Girl,
As you grow into a woman, I would like you to know that the world is full of men who are ready to pounce on you. I would like you to know that you should worry not, cause I might or might not be one of them :D
Yours truly,
@Kenyan_parody[find me on twitter] 
This is not a political statement but I think it only beats logic in the oncoming presidential race in Kenya, to have a Kalenjin RUNNING mate :D. On my way to posting this blog-post I met this lady with such a big handbag and I couldn't help but think that she has definitely named it Baghdad :D hahaha. I'd like to start this post by blaming all IBA[International Business Administration] students for the airing of Hostel the supposedly Ugandan sitcom in Kenyan television. What sup everybody, hope you had a great Christmas season, and oh well happy new year. :D. Aside from the Christmas season, there has been so much drama this week, but what tops the cream is the miniskirt law of Swazi land. I mean girls getting jailed for 6months for wearing short skirts, charges will be, yeah you guessed it, enticing rapists #dead. Lol, I think King Mswati should go ahead and make a law against parents for having babies cause they might also be enticing pedophiles :(. Besides that, my skype buddy from NY city, asked what season we are on in Kenya, I couldn't help but laugh and answer "see Kenya is just like any other human population, we have only two seasons, the rainy season for all women and the dry-spell  for some men" :D
Happy were the days when your pal called Mercy asked you if you had a D, she was actually asking you about your poor grades. But woe is today, when the angry black man who started rap music would wake up and get angrier after listening to 2chainz  album ;(. Bad grammar has to be the worst thing than waking up on the 22nd of December 2013 as a Mayan. You really owe it to your ancestors, this men and women went through crazy options i.e amputation or castration so that they master the queens language. With that in mind how do you text me "I'm feelin Xexxy tonight" what in Elton John's pants is that? I mentioned Mayans somewhere in this prose, and it would only be fair if I said that I think we are safe until the Brits finally produce a movie we'll understand ;( haha oh and when we finally know what 'Vidonge' from Size8's song means :D. Talking about Size8, I live to see the day she gets pregnant and see what size she would be :o
2012 has unraveled that when the Kenyan Government says Kenya has a lot of man power, they are actually talking about JKUAT[Jommo Kenyatta University of Agriculture & Technology] haha #get it. It has also been a sad year, my condolences to everyone who lost someone in the Al-Shabaab attacks :(. In 2013 the Government should not even allow this pricks to blow their own horns :D haha, it might be fatal #dead #see what I did There#. Yes my NY skype buddy, we are Africans don't go for ship cruises to the West cause, hahaha, we ain't falling for that shit again :D I mean once bitten in the 1700's twice shy! And as I prepare to enter 2013 I have to say, from my folly or wisdom [thin line] I'm beginning to think Cain, the guy in the Bible who killed his brother, and got cursed to wander forever, yes that guy might probably be Johny Walker haha, if you think about :D
So 3 Kalenjins went into a bar, and ran it :D, then came the 3 Kikuyus who went to the bar to cheque it out :D haha, then the 3 Coastarians who tried to get into the bar :D haha #dead, and finally there were the 3 Somali's who blew there chance of getting into the bar.. Let me not mention the 3 SDAs who got frozen at Java coffee house :D haha, anyway my point is if all these people entered the bar together, they would do an awesome job to it #word.. So in 2013 lets try some national cohesion.. Ey
I'm out happy new year everyone, remember, thank God for seeing you through 2012, ask for His blessings in 2013 and if you have to be with the crowd, then be behind the crowd so that you learn from their mistakes! @Kenyan_parody[twitter]